Porsche driver getting a speeding ticket Driver: What did I ddo, Officer?
Police Officer: May I please see your driver's license sir?
Driver: But what did I do, Officer?
Police Officer: Sir, I need to see your driver's license, now please.
Driver: Bbbutt what did I do, Officer?
Police Officer: Your driver's license, sir!
Driver: Shshsure, officer, here it is, bbut, what did I ddo?
Police Officer: Sir, do you know how fast you were going? Did you see that stop sign back there?
Driver: Huh?
Police Officer: Keep your hands on the steering wheel sir, so I can see them, ok?
Driver: Shsure, Officer, but, what stop sign?
Police Officer: Just sit right here, sir, and take your keys out of the ignition, and hand them to me, please.
Police Officer: Just sit there, and I will be right back.
A few minutes later...
Police Officer: Gun in hand... SIR, please step out of the car.
Driver: Hey, aren't you going to just give me a ticket?
Police Officer: Sir, This vehicle is listed as a stolen car, Lean against the roof, and put your hands behind your back, now...
Driver: Bbut Officer, I just borrowed it from a friend. He didn't say it wasn't his.
Police Officer: You're under arrest, speeding, failure to stop at the stop sign, and if you don't cooperate, it will also resisting arrest.
Driver: Bbut Officer, really ssir, I didn't know it was ststolen... Really I didn't.
Police Officer: You'll have time to explain down at the station. Meanwhile, "You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law...
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