Man Vs Wild
IN 100 WORDS +/-
Long ago, and far away, was a man who did a lot of walking. This man trod to many far away towns and to mountains, too.
This man Adolph, though old, still trod to impossibly high mountains and to unimaginably low plains. This man gulps all sorts of things you would think not possibly nutritious or that a human could swallow.
This man did swallow such things, and trod off to so many and to such far off lands that most thought him just plain crazy. Adolph may still roam lands too wild for most to think about going to and still gobbling such things, for all I know.